Month: March 2018

the ultimate mindf*ck is forgiveness

7 years, damnnn. I never thought a bottle of Don Q his girlfriend gifted him could cause such a saga mayn! Love, hate and secret dates. Passionate, soulless, sometimes empty sex. How did friends get into such a mess? I tried to dip a million times, only to be swindled back with the corniest lines.

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my failed plan.

The plan is never to get fired. The plan is always to submit a resignation letter then exit like Queen Elizabeth when she goes on tour to all of the countries that the UK governs; smiling and waving like the demented Chucky Doll. For me, in addition to the ‘You’re Gonna Miss Me Tour’ is

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